Kataifi

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Friends and I decided to end the work week with Happy Hour at this upscale, fake Singaporean lounge/restaurant called Straits in Burlingame.  You may have heard of it? Skinny Eurasian girls in short white flowy dresses and legs that go ON serving drinks and rendering short, stubby girls like me speechless and a tiny bit jealous…Yeah, THAT Straits.  Anywhoo, I had to procure some shredded phyllo because I vowed never to feel that insecure about being 5’3″ and chubby again.  So I had to recreate this dessert we sampled, banana wrapped in shredded phyllo, if anything to not have to return to Straits and stand next to Leggy McCleavage.

One week-end, I did some research (Google) and found out that shredded phyllo was in fact called Kataifi and commonly used in Greek and Mediterranean desserts.  One of the reasons I love living in the Bay Area is the diversity in our communities, hence our food.  I found my magic ingredient at Crossroads World Market, this awesome ethnic market less than 7 miles from my house and stocked with jams, greek yogurts, a salad bar with a bounty of gold raisins, dates, dolmas and other beautiful and tasty Middle Eastern eats.

My fatty fat arse is in trouble.

imageAt $3/box for the kafaidi, and cheap for such an awesome find, I also got some Greek yogurt, puff pastry, almond cookies, dolmas and some Russian beer.   (Bet your thought bubble says, “No wonder’s she’s chubs!”)  There are aisles of fragrant teas, cookies, candies from parts I didn’t quite know because I don’t read ‘world’–they came from all over–and cheese and feta and wines and pita breads, lavash, jams and tahinis.image

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imageAnd yes, we tried our hand at bananas wrapped in kataifi and it looked like this.

imageIt did not go well.  We had a great time though, perusing the aisles at Crossroads, buying up jams and candies, the ingredients of which were completely unknown to us so we basically didn’t know what we were eating.  And then breaking into uncontrollable fits of laughter when we finally fished out this sad mess of a banana that looked like a bald guy whose blonde toupee refused to stay on.

Go visit Crossroads.  Great market, with tons of variety and reasonable prices and friendly staff.  Pro tip: check out that fresh and insanely thick and rich Greek yogurt that you can turn into this

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BAEbingka: Bibingka in Muffin Tins

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Celebrating Christmas as a kid in the Philippines was very different than it is here.  My earliest memory was of my grandmother standing over baked hams and chickens hours before our midnight feast or ‘media noche’ as celebrated by many Filipinos, tending to them with love and careful attention.  My family didn’t have much, so it was not about counting the number of shopping days left, tons of presents under the tree, scanning the Black Friday ads. In short, it wasn’t about stuff.

What it was about was family, food and the ‘exchange gift’ or White Elephant but much kinder because there was no stealing involved. What I remember most about Christmas though is the bibingka, a Filipino rice cake baked in banana leaves and topped with cheese and salted egg. I believe Filipinos started combining the salt/savory thing before it even became en vogue and this is evidenced by our love for the bibingka.

My grandmothers made their own versions of bibingka and I no longer remember which was better but it was always this great combination of salty bites of duck egg and the sweet softness of the rice cake. It was the crowning glory of our media noche, which began with pork barbecue sticks, longanisa and lechon and ended with the bibingka.  Lechon by the way is roasted suckling pig and proclaimed by Anthony Bourdain as the best pork product ever. The Filipinos, we love our pork.

But I digress.

For portion control purposes, I decided I would make my bibingka in muffin tins.

Recipe adapted from Panlasang Pinoy

Ingredients

1 cup rice flour
1/8 teaspoon salt
2 1/2 teaspoon baking powder
3 tablespoons butter
1 cup granulated sugar
1 cup coconut milk
1/4 cup fresh milk
1 piece salted duck egg, sliced
1/2 cup grated cheese
3 pieces raw eggs
Pre-cut banana leaf

Procedure

  1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees.
  2. Combine rice flour, baking powder, and salt then mix well. Set aside.
  3. Cream butter then gradually put-in sugar while whisking.
  4. Add the eggs then whisk until every ingredient is well incorporated.
  5. Gradually add the rice flour, salt, and baking powder mixture then continue mixing.
  6. Pour-in coconut milk and fresh milk then whisk some more for 1 to 2 minutes.
  7. Use the bottom of a glass as a template to cut banana leaves in circles slightly larger than the  size of your muffin tin openings.  This allows for a nice overhang and ample size to hold the bibingka batter.
  8. Line muffin tins with your pre-cut banana leaves.
  9. Pour batter into lined muffin tins.
  10. Bake for 15 minutes.
  11. Remove from the oven then top with sliced salted egg and grated cheese (do not turn the oven off).
  12. Put back in the oven and bake for 10 to 15 minutes or until the top turns a medium brown.
  13. Remove from the oven and let cool.
  14. Brush with butter and sprinkle some sugar on top. You can also top this with grated coconut.

Notes:

If you’re thinking about omitting the banana leaf liner, don’t.  The banana leaves give your bibingka a fragrant and authentic look and smell.

If you’re thinking about omitting the salted egg, by all means do.  It’s an acquired taste and also hard to find outside Filipino groceries.  I would, however, include the grated cheese to balance out the sweet and savory.

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Mini Key Lime Pies

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Nine years ago, I weighed about 50 lbs more than I do now.  That’s 15 pounds less than my 5-year old.  Then I lost a bunch of weight, largely propelled by lots of back handed compliments like, “You’d be pretty if you weren’t so fat.” My personal favorite was “How far along ARE you?”  A question my Auntie Precy repeatedly asked me despite being well aware of the fact that I was 19 and single at the time.  But whatever.  By the way, my secret was not eating carbs for like 2 years.  I’ve since gained about 12 pounds of it back (after 9 years, not bad!) but at least I weigh less than a baby pachyderm.

Since then, I’ve reintroduced carbs back into my diet and learned that which has eluded me nearly all of my childhood and adult life: portion control.  That’s why I like to make shrink down food to cute, Lilliputian sizes.

 

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Zest the key limes before you juice them

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Squeezing key limes by hand is like seeding strawberries–invest in one of these

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..and one of these…they call them tampers.

 

 

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Cute, aren’t they?

*The original recipe called for 2 cans of condensed milk but I couldn’t quite bring myself to adding that second can (see intro above).  So, it came out a little tart, but nothing that a little dusting of powdered sugar couldn’t fix.

Mini Key Lime Pies

Ingredients:
12 squares (1 1/3 package) of graham crackers, pulverized in your foodprocessor
3 T Sugar
3/4 stick butter (about 1/3 cup)
3 egg whites beaten
1 (14 oz) cans sweetened condensed milk
3/4 cup lime juice (about 20 limes)
1 T Lime zest
1/2 c sour cream

Instructions:

  • Press 1 tablespoon graham cracker mixture into the bottom of a cupcake liner, pressed down
  • Bake at 350 degrees for 7 minutes then set aside
  • Mix together egg whites, condensed milk, lime juice, lime zest, and sour cream
  • Use ice cream scoop to evenly fill lined muffin tins 3/4 way full
  • Bake for 12-15 minutes and cool.
  • Keep overnight in the fridge if you prefer to set fully